Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, “I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised and spook him when he […]
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying […]
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads “Low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car […]
A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. “There’s no room,” they said. “It’s full up!” “But you must let me on!” shouted the man. “Why, what’s so special about you?” they asked. “I’m the driver,” replied the man.
Sistemul se doreste extrem de sigur, astfel ca le este recomandat celor care doresc sa comunice informatii sensibile. BitTorrent a inceput sa ofere invitatii pentru versiunea pre-alfa a Bleep, un client de chat gandit pentru a permite discutii sigure. El functioneaza pe principiul unei retele peer-to-peer. Bleep foloseste aceeasi idee cu BitTorrent. Nu exista un […]
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Unul din motivele pentru care iubitorii de animale isi cumpara un caine de paza este si cel al sigurantei. Cu toate acestea, un stapan a dus siguranta la un alt nivel. Stapanul unui caine rasa Dog de Bordeaux si-a deghizat animalul in asa fel incat sa para ca ar fi un leu. […]
Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man. The wife said, “He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is […]